I really want to change the past. It’s really stupid.
I am so funny.
Will you ever love me?
When you give me a damn chance.
Tell me what you need.
Have I drawn you to tears?
No, I still need to blow my nose.
Okay. I couldn't help you there.
Yeah, that sucks.
What are you looking for in a guy?
A tissue. haha, just kidding.
haha, so tell me!
The voice of Aaron Carter, the hair of David Hasslehoff, the body of Buddah, and the face of the Cottonelle dog.
Ooh! I have Buddah's body!
No you don't. haha
Buddah was skinny.
According to what? Weight Watchers?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!
I don't read Weight Watchers Digest. HAHAHA! PUNNY!
I am holding back so much laughter right now.
I hate you.
NOBODY IS “RAVING” ABOUT “COUNTRY SONG”! GO AWAY.
lucidambiguity: Dear Miley, Wow, this is awkward. You weren’t invited… Sincerely, The USA.
Oh man, I feel gross. Today, I’ve eaten: a muffin, Arby’s fries and chicken tenders, Mt. Dew, tea, a few immaculate dark chocolate pistachio cookies I made, three cups of coffee, and a piece of pie. I’m probably dehydrated. Good thing I…nevermind. I want some pizza. If it weren’t 12:30, I would get up and get some chicken teryaki my mom made for dinner....
Tara received her package and I am happppyyyy because she looooves iiiiit.
I’m supposed to write an autobiography for my Prescott College application. This is so hard. I’m being too metaphorical and not talking about my educational experiences enough! I shouldn’t be having this hard of a time!
Here's to wishing I could live on the outside of...
I am going to make some tea and paint my nails. Then I am going to finish my college applications. Then I am going to do something else…unless it takes me my entire life to finish these. I am such a lazy asshole and it makes life so hard. It’s such a dreary day. Second thoughts make me sick. Just once, I’d like to lose myself completely. Why hasn’t that happened yet? I...
The Murthering Stake →
stokewithoutsound: The Murthering Stake by Calamus Root Magician is a 20-minute Joanna hip-hop tribute remix EP. Don’t be put off by the absurdity of the description. Unlike the many Joanna covers and remixes we’ve heard this year this is perhaps the one truly inspired output worthy of your time. Set your doubts aside and download. The Murthering Stak, we chopped up the work of Joanna Newsom...
I just started a sentence with, “There’s this guy following me…” referring to Tumblr. I was quickly taken aback at how creepy that sounds.
Christmas…lunch? On…the 26th? Okay.
Feeling money-hungry feels dirty. I just want thiiiiiis : ( http://www.chromebagsstore.com/bags/messenger-bags/mini-metro-buckle-bag—-small.html?c=208
I can listen Halcyon Digest for days!
I CAN AND I WILL! I did the same with Logos. I just love it. I love him. Bradford Cox is such a perfect sound for my ears.
I don’t know what to do with myself. I’m…bored…? Maybe I’ll start outlining an application essay. I need to visit colleges. I’m excited for caroling tomorrow. So. Much. Good. Times. I think I’m also going to take a hike tomorrow. I haven’t in a while, which is probably why I’m so sluggish, lately. My Christmas: the bulk of the gifts I...
Momie got me flannel sheep pajamas. ALRIGHT VERY COOL!
It’s such an ugly thing people force upon themselves and their love. I don’t exist I don’t exist I don’t exist I don’t exist I won’t exist. Now that we’ve got that straight, doesn’t mean I can fly; doesn’t mean that I can go do whatever I want. Now that we got that clear, and you know that I’m not here, doesn’t mean that I can go...
Always so tired.
My eyes right now feel like I’ve cried for hours. All I did was sleep ‘til 11:30! Ugh. I can’t believe I don’t have any of my family’s Christmas gifts yet… … … … … …
Lots to do today. Margot is crazy and I keep throwing her and feeling bad about it. I wish somebody would destroy my TV.
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Best things about having a good boyfriend. →
-hoodwink: kittykittymeoww: bbrooke: k-isforkristine: shesillmatic: Goodmorning texts. Late night phone calls. Falling asleep on the phone. “Babe, guess what?”. “What?”. “I love you”. (everyone does it) I miss you/I love you random phone calls. Being grabbed by the waist. GIRLS ARE FUCKING STUPID hahaha, “everyone does it.”
Riding my bike to Sprouts and then making my Christmas gifts for my friendzies! I love adventures and baking and art projects. It has been a long while since I’ve painted or drawn or done anything creative besides bake or write.
"And now," she beamed, "it is Christmas."
Since Christmas has lost so much meaning through the materialistic years, it is more the traditions than the events I count down to. The Moon Valley light bike ride with my family; the Winter Solstice party with my friends; caroling with my youth group; Christmas dinner, breakfast, and other deliciously ceremonious meals; getting matching pajamas with my mom and sister on Christmas Eve; singing...
On what's attractive.
Gotta get off my ass and do some shit.
en-hiver: thisisveryawkward: Joanna Newsom-...
Why is Margot so crazy.